About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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