So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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