he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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