Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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