yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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