He asked to "fluff my boner.."
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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