the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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