u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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