my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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