You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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