No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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