omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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