Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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