He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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