too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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