Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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