She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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