If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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