ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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