Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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