There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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