do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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