I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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