"it" just moved
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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