All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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