I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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