That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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