the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
