Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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