it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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