I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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