dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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