Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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