can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I am naked and annoyed.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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