I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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