Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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