the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
NoShamevember. You game?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
