They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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