plz talk dirty to me
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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