He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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