curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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