idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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