these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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