stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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