Whod you bang
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize