His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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