She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
We need to get me chipped asap
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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