i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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