Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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