Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
These tits shall not be calmed
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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