honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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