we have officially lost it.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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