So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
